Bless Me, Father
By Neil Boyd
Published by Open Road Media,
24th March 2015
It is nice to see this classic book back in print, thanks to Open Road Media. First published in 1977 in the UK, this is the first of five books featuring the exploits and mishaps of Father Neil Boyd, a newly-ordained RC priest, when he starts his ministry under the tutelage of the formidable Father Duddleswell in the London parish of St Jude's. Thrown in at the deep end, he learns to deal with organising a Sicilian family wedding, persuading Fr Duddleswell to agree to take part in a clerical swimming competition as well as protecting the seal of the confessional with a pair of scissors, teaching would-be converts and very much more.
We meet a whole host of memorable characters, including Mrs Pring, the kind-hearted housekeeper who lives in a state of almost permanent sniping warfare with Fr Duddleswell, the truly terrifying Mother Superior of the local convent, the local doctor who likes a tipple and the rascally neighbour Billy Buzzle, who is always looking to for a way to annoy or outsmart Fr Duddleswell
Set in the pre-Vatican 2 days of the 1950s, when the services were in Latin and life in general was very different, it is not in the least bit politically correct and reduced me to fits of laughter in several places. The clergy are shown as human, fallible, wily, gullible, prone to bad temper and occasional outburst of swearing, just like the rest of us. It's a pleasant and memorable read.